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Ohmygod... What kind of sad lowlifes ARE you assholes anyhow? I know what kind I am, I just want to make the comparison.
F. C. Budruss
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 21:07:04 (CST)
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Ingmar Bergman
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 21:04:38 (CST)
The asshole who hit me doesn't have insurance....what a fucker!
Off to the Dinkytowner for a show
EAT SHIT
Lucy
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 20:44:40 (CST)
i've been working with this PHP crap at skool. this is my links page i made. it's kind of cool 'cause i don't gotta re-write the code to add and drop links
LINKS
epilektric
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 16:54:26 (CST)
to qualify for the earned income credit one must make less than $10,170.
samh
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 14:27:42 (CST)
sam- if your still on line go to fargo chat for a minute
epilektric
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 13:42:49 (CST)
Hard cider became the traditional drink of New England not long after the first settlers arrived.
Then and until recently, "Cider" meant "hard cider". Legally it still does. It was on the table with meals in town houses and farm cottages. Presidents and farm hands drank it. Cider was traded between countryside and town, Orchardists looked for apple varieties suited for cider. The apples were then pressed in the neighborhood, put in casks and brought to the cellar to ferment and age. Our farm neighbors still carry on this tradition.
epilektric
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 13:34:46 (CST)
dunno sam- i'll look that up.
epilektric
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 13:31:16 (CST)
epilektric
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 13:29:47 (CST)
dana - what about hard cider? who invented your fave brew?
samh
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 13:28:00 (CST)
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-- Plato
could it be more simply put? i think not.
epilektric
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 13:25:18 (CST)
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't runk, they're sober. --William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. --Tom Waits
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer Simpson
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
If I had a nickel for every beer I've bought; I'd buy more :-) -- Priscilla Marsh
samh
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 02:42:08 (CST)
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Samuel Butler
- Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 21:44:22 (CST)
this one's for you, kurt
abe
- Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 18:58:50 (CST)
kurt eckes
- Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 23:47:57 (CST)
i'm caught in a web of mindless technology.
samh
- Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 12:41:46 (CST)
Technology is the god of civilization,
it gives meaning to life
and life to static souls caught in the web of mindless routines.
all hail thy mighty CPU,
for those that cast thy god away shall perish in obsolescence.
epilektric
- Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 09:41:22 (CST)
fuck you, max.
samh
- Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 00:34:59 (CST)
Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience it - Max Frisch
h
- Monday, November 04, 2002 at 19:32:17 (CST)
you see, the trick to being old (or MERish) is to tell stories that don't go anywhere, like this time i was stationed in nam it was really hot, and not layin' out in the sun gettin' a tan hot but sizz'lin bacon on your chest hot, not that i don't like bacon, it's better then ham and for breakfast meat it can't be beat with a couple eggs, tost, and a heap of crispy hash-browns, yep, nothin satisfies like a big greazy meal fresh out of bed except maybe an ice cold refreshing coca-cola, and not a can but a good 'ol glass bottle served cold, the colder the better i always say, near freezin' actually, except for winters in canada, that god for-saken land is a fridgid tunder of waste and ice, i spent several years in that frozen hole when i was dodgin' the draft for nam, yeah, i was one of the lucky ones, evil unkle samh didn't get this free spirit for his dirty work, i feel sorry for all those other hapless souls that ended up sweatin' there ass's off in the jungle, payin' five dollars for peace of asian pussy with an itch 'cause their hands were so covered in shit they couldn't jerk-off, yeah those fox holes were festering shit-holes of rought and decay, i got gangerine in my pinky finger one day when caught a paper cut on that military issue toilet paper, if i had known better i'd have stayed in college.....
epilektric
- Monday, November 04, 2002 at 16:18:39 (CST)
the "mad sane motherfucker of mer" has the mad rhym3 styl3s or mer!
samh
- Sunday, November 03, 2002 at 15:05:10 (CST)
After Halloween.... Muh Smegg Shoot hurt bad....
Don't taste the brown stuff under the fridge... It tastes like samh's toe jam...
for lent this year I ground up the corporeal body of Jebus and smoked it... tasted like chicken.
Finger lickin' good.
Are you standing on my foot? A little to the left please skipper.. Ah that's the spot... Unnngggg..... Thank you M'amm
Mee sukkie yer ling longg linnggy long time... What the hell is that smell?!?
Whew!!! Someone break out the acetone...
Immolate yourself for Jebus... He would do the same for you.. Acually, that was dave.
Ok then... peace in... deeeeep in.... Sooooo deep inside it's cumming out your hair follicals... er... Phallicals...
Ok.. 'nuff of this deep (Sooo very deep inside) religious pap... Fuck you all and I have to say I'm not very fond of any of you... Particularlly that Crustybeatwhore bitch. Fuck you D.
-Lord of the mince
The Mad Mad Sane Person Of Mer
- Sunday, November 03, 2002 at 03:03:34 (CST)
drinking until 9 in the morning kicks ass!! ::thumbup::
icy hot abe
- Saturday, November 02, 2002 at 23:41:40 (CST)
yo yo yo. sweet raps yo.
stunta
- Saturday, November 02, 2002 at 09:12:41 (CST)
xxxmas is shitty
abe
- Friday, November 01, 2002 at 20:55:10 (CST)
twas' the night before christmas and all down the block
you could hear my bitch moaning as i gave her my cock
i tied my bitch down tight to the bed and pummeled her hard with my throbbing dick-head
when outside the window i heard such a sound
i had to pull out of her dripping wet mound
out on the lawn i couldn't believe what i saw
a hot hoochie-momma i had to fuck raw
i dragged the hoe in and ripped off her clothes
and proceeded to fill each one of her holes
i came on her tits a seven course meal
and hoped it would silence her obnoxious squeals
i shaked off my dick and told her to go
then threw her ass out to freeze in the snow
i then returned to my room to finish my bitch
may each one of you get your christmas wish
horny elf
- Friday, November 01, 2002 at 15:17:47 (CST)
Remember, Cristmas turkey's should always be WELL done.
betty cocker
- Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 16:47:57 (CST)
ho! ho! hoe! Santa always says that when he's cumming.
horny elf
- Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 16:40:58 (CST)
using thumbs and forefingers, gently and/or roughly pull apart meat curtains. place tongue between aformentioned meat curtains and proceed with business.
samh
- Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 03:47:47 (CST)
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