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 abe - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 02:08:47 (CDT) as a seasoned hockey game streaker, it is always a must to equip oneself with proper head, eye, and foot protection thank you for your time abe - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 01:59:32 (CDT)  samh - Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 19:54:48 (CDT)  the looks on those people's faces as they're looking at "naked man's" cock and balls while he climbs the hockey boards are just too funny. samh - Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 19:45:37 (CDT) that kylie minogue riding the bull .mov is fuckin' killer. boner-iffic - Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 19:33:05 (CDT) ATTN: you can now view the guestbook with this address - guestbook.samh.net. that should be easier to remember and type and all that shit. samh - Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 19:15:27 (CDT)  samh - Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 19:13:37 (CDT) j00 33z 4LL 5 []_[] p3r phr34kzzzzzzz! fartola - Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 15:42:30 (CDT)  abe from canada - Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 03:03:59 (CDT) what you're looking at is what super-teeth no cavities freaks are touch this made of. epilektric - Friday, October 18, 2002 at 12:12:01 (CDT) i am the superfreak abe - Friday, October 18, 2002 at 01:31:37 (CDT) ....oh yeah, and dana; u can't touch this super freak beeeaaaaatc_H markh - Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 21:12:08 (CDT) !! danger danger !! preview the upcoming mix tape from everyone's favorite corporate enslaved geek/superstar bedroom dj starts with Have a Few/Get Some lying down a porn groove, gets into lots-o-dirty jungle, then some ambience, finishing with everybody's favorite (doormouse...duh) and some hip hop. side a coming soon, for now: side b - h markh - Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 21:02:21 (CDT)  swung long dong - Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 18:49:08 (CDT) o.k. abe- let's just keep talking shit... and you won't get to hear my new track. that's right beeeatch- u can't touch this super freak. epilektric - Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 18:41:11 (CDT) maybe this will work... let's try kylie again epilektric - Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 18:29:55 (CDT) : : 'tis a brilliant attempt at representing none other than moi, abe. but alas, there are two important elements missing from the costume. i see the pussy, but where oh where are the asshole and face? :  i have decided on my halloween costume for this year abraham - Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 01:04:36 (CDT) can't see shit, dana... abe - Wednesday, October 16, 2002 at 01:01:27 (CDT) kylie minogue rides the bull epilektric - Tuesday, October 15, 2002 at 18:03:22 (CDT) fuck off  abe - Monday, October 14, 2002 at 18:05:45 (CDT) Exhibit 1 thump thump thump thump meaty stolen cutlets litter the dance floor writhing sucking puking sloppy swamps of acrid, plaintive piss swish underfoot/ in an oasis of relative quiet a skeleton in a flannel shirt screaming tearing his lungs onstage om a brilliant flare of pornography rage tears around the warehouse of wasted souls swinging his wild axe exploding lung blood clots a halo of red howls as it sprays up, silent on the descent death swings his stone-ground sythe into the sickles and they all dance ignorant -- -- -- Exhibit 2 those who bullshit and shit are the angels among us shitting makes one lighter closer to the heavens releasing from our one open pore the manna of the insects it makes us divine farting elevates us propells us upward floating towards heaven on a plump methane cloud towards Moses and Aaron, who broke all sorts of wind in the Wilderness pissing is art it makes the lowest sotten drunken whisky bum into a Vienese fountain with pissing cherup gleefully spraying his kidney onto the nearest/ tourist baby it is Dali wizzing surreal wit onto his warhol canvas peeling with colon acid it is the blood and piss of Christ, spilled for you and saved in a jewel crusted chalice for the next pope Adam Cathcart adam cathcart - Monday, October 14, 2002 at 02:54:04 (CDT) > home - next* * * * * * |