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:Bob, a middle-aged married man, was talking with his wife one day about their sex life. His wife started in: "We don't have passionate sex anymore. You don't surprise me anymore. You work too much." Now Bob is not Romeo, but has been around the block a few times. He has been working very late recently, and decides to set up a surprise for his wife. He calls her and tells her that he has to work late. Then he waits for her to go to bed, comes home, and sneaks into the bedroom. He then pulls off his clothes, and slowly crawls into the bed. He decides that his wife could use a little oral action, and tries to go down on her. She pushes him away, so he tries again. After being pushed away 3 or 4 times, she finally gives in. Bob then just goes to town, until she climaxes dramatically. Bob, very proud of himself, gets up and heads toward the bathroom to brush his teeth. He opens the door, and his wife is standing there shaving her legs. Bob says "What are you doing in HERE?". Bob's wife replies, "SHHH!! You'll wake your Mother." :
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pussyassholeface
- Monday, September 23, 2002 at 19:10:43 (CDT)
i'm working on a new page design.
this is what it looks like so far.
epilektric
- Friday, September 20, 2002 at 18:34:18 (CDT)
Registrant:
jimbobbillyray
1234 avenue rd.
sometown, mn 55555
US
Domain:
WALLOFTVS.COM
Administrative Contact:
jimbobbillyray (jb784-IYD)
jimbobbillyray@hotmail.com
jimbobbillyray
1234 avenue rd.
sometown, mn 55555 US
+1.2225551234
(FAX)
Technical Contact:
jimbobbillyray (jb784-IYD)
jimbobbillyray@hotmail.com
jimbobbillyray
1234 avenue rd.
sometown, mn 55555 US
+1.2225551234
(FAX)
Billing Contact:
jimbobbillyray (jb784-IYD)
jimbobbillyray@hotmail.com
jimbobbillyray
1234 avenue rd.
sometown, mn 55555 US
+1.2225551234
(FAX)
Record created on September 12, 2002
Record last updated on September 12, 2002
Record expires on September 12, 2004
Domain Name Servers in listed order:
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NS2.DNSURL.COM
samh
- Friday, September 20, 2002 at 09:57:45 (CDT)
well... thought you might like to know
i purchased "walloftvs.com" the other day
mark- did you get that domain i told you about?
epilektric
- Friday, September 20, 2002 at 09:17:22 (CDT)
nice work dana. []-[] //-\\ []\/[] []\/[] []E []R!!! fuller - you on the other hand can suck my "tony danza hatin" cock!!!
samh
- Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 16:46:54 (CDT)
word bitches. or should i say f6u6c6k o6f6f6!
brownstar satellite
- Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 16:04:08 (CDT)
easy-
your wanker quote is Samuel L. Jackson frome pulp fiction. you know what scene it is.... "for you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengence upon thee."
epilektric
- Monday, September 16, 2002 at 14:15:38 (CDT)
oh shit-
they cock blocked the hot link...
blank
- Monday, September 16, 2002 at 14:07:28 (CDT)
Translate this without the Wanker Generator!
hammer time!
- Monday, September 16, 2002 at 14:05:59 (CDT)
http://www.phluffproductions.tripod.com
h4x0r3D
- Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 16:14:43 (CDT)
http://www.phluffproductions.tripod.com
h4x0r3D
- Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 16:14:20 (CDT)
dana - translate that w/o using the w4nk3r generator. that's your task for this week.
samh
- Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 01:15:12 (CDT)
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w 4 n |< 3 r
- Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 01:13:31 (CDT)
cunt
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:35:55 (CDT)
that looks an awful lot like the barn - - and i think that's the evil franjo standin' next to you.
samh
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:35:35 (CDT)
hey abe!-
i found your pic on some random web site.
epilektric
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 14:50:01 (CDT)
thanks to scriptarchive.com
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